Tuesday, July 8, 2008

How Can You Smoke More?

Smoking is undoubtedly extremely injurious to health – it’s the main cause for lung cancer, lung diseases, and heart and arteries diseases. So, if you love your longevity, you should quit right now.

On the contrary, Mark Twain, a great philosopher, said, “It is easy to quit smoking. I have done it hundreds of times.”

If you are one of his “disciples,” you should continue reading this blog, otherwise go and do something more fruitful.

So, how can you keep smoking and still love your longevity? Well, it depends on what you smoke! There are plethoras of brands on the market. And, you should opt for the least damaging one.

The primary factors you should keep account for in your “slim lady” are: Amount of Tar, Amount of Nicotine, and Amount of Carbon Monoxide – the less these are, the better it is for you.

So, which is, perhaps, the best option on the market? So far, the best I have figured out is Dunhill – that comes in a white pack with 1 mg written right on the front face. A White Dunhill pack contains 1 mg of Tar, 0.1 mg of Nicotine, and 1 mg of Carbon Monoxide. Whereas, Marlboro Lights, which is arguably the world’s most popular slow-killer brand, contains 6 mg of Tar, 0.5 mg of Nicotine, and 7 mg of Carbon Monoxide.

Now, you know what to do! And, by the way, if you get to know something still better, do let me know too!! :-)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should find out the brand which has 0 mg Tar, 0 mg Nicotine. Then even non smokers will become your disciples;)

Blogger said...

Are you paying more than $5 per pack of cigs? I buy my cigs from Duty Free Depot and I save over 60% on cigarettes.